"Will & Grace" Episode Transcripts


Episode #Episode Title (click for Transcript)Written By
01.011PilotDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.022A New Lease on LifeDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.033Head CaseDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.044Between a Rock and Harlin's PlaceDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.055Boo! HumbugJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
01.066William, TellWilliam Lucas Walker
01.077Where There's a Will, There's No WayJhoni Marchinko
01.088The Buying GameDava Savel
01.099The Big VentTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
01.1010The Truth About Will and DogsDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1111Will on IceMichael Patrick King
01.1212My Fair Maid-yAdam Barr
01.1313The Unsinkable Mommy AdlerAlex Herschlag
01.1414Big Brother Is Coming (Part 1)David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1515Big Brother Is Coming (Part 2)David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
01.1616Yours, Mine or OursEllen Idelson & Rob Lotterstein
01.1717Secrets and LaysDava Savel
01.1818Grace, ReplacedKatie Palmer
01.1919Will Works OutMichael Patrick King & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
01.2020Saving GraceJhoni Marchinko
01.2121Alley CatsJhoni Marchinko & Alex Herschlag
01.2222Object of My RejectionAdam Barr
02.0123Guess Who's Not Coming To DinnerDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.0224ElectionAdam Barr
02.0325I Never Promised You an Olive GardenJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
02.0426Das BoobJhoni Marchinko
02.0527Whose Mom Is It, Anyway?Alex Herschlag
02.0628Polk Defeats TrumanJeff Greenstein
02.0729To Serve and DisinfectKatie Palmer
02.0830Homo For The HolidaysAlex Herschlag
02.0931Terms of EmploymentDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.1032Tea and a Total Lack of SympathyJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
02.1133Seeds of DiscontentJhoni Marchinko
02.1234He's Come UndoneAdam Barr
02.1335Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Kept Me In The Closet and I'm So SadKatie Palmer
02.1436Acting OutDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
02.1537Advise and ResentTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
02.1638Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's BackJeff Greenstein
02.1739The Hospital ShowAdam Barr
02.1840Sweet (and Sour) CharityGail Lerner
02.1941An Affair To ForgetAlex Herschlag & Laura Kightlinger
02.2042Girls, InterruptedJhoni Marchinko & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
02.2143There But for the Grace of GraceMichelle Bochner Spitz
02.2244My Best Friend's TushEllen Idelson & Rob Lotterstein
02.2345Ben? Her?David Kohan & Max Mutchnick; Jeff Greenstein
03.0146New Will CityDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
03.0247Fear and ClothingAdam Barr
03.0348Husbands and Trophy WivesKari Lizer
03.0449Girl TroubleAlex Herschlag
03.0550Grace 0, Jack 2000Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.0651Love Plus OneRichard Rosenstock
03.0752Gypsies, Tramps and WeedKatie Palmer
03.0853Lows in the Mid-EightiesJeff Greenstein
03.0954Three's a Crowd, Six Is a Freak ShowJhoni Marchinko
03.1055Coffee & CommitmentAdam Barr
03.1156Swimming Pools... Movie StarsKatie Palmer
03.1257Crazy in LoveTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.1358Brothers, a Love StoryDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
03.1459My Uncle the CarKari Lizer
03.1560CheatersAlex Herschlag
03.1661Mad Dogs and Average MenAdam Barr
03.1762Poker? I Don't Even Like HerJeanette Collins & Mimi Friedman
03.1863An Old-Fashioned Piano PartyJhoni Marchinko & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
03.1964The Young and the TactlessJeff Greenstein
03.2065Alice Doesn't Lisp Here AnymoreSally Bradford
03.2166Last of the Really Odd LoversKari Lizer
03.2267Sons and LoversDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.0168The Third Wheel Gets the GraceDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.0269Past and PresentsTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
04.0370Crouching Father, Hidden HusbandAdam Barr
04.0471Prison BluesAlex Herschlag
04.0572Loose Lips Sink RelationshipsKari Lizer
04.0673Rules of EngagementJeff Greenstein
04.0774Bed, Bath and BeyondJhoni Marchinko
04.0875Star-Spangled BanterCynthia Mort
04.0976Moveable FeastKari Lizer
04.1077Stakin' Care of BusinessBill Wrubel
04.1178Jingle BallsLaura Kightlinger
04.1279Whoa, NellyAdam Barr
04.1380Grace in the HoleBill Wrubel
04.1481Dyeing is Easy, Comedy is HardDarlene Hunt
04.1582A Chorus LieTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
04.1683Someone Old, Someplace NewAlex Herschlag & Jhoni Marchinko (Story by Jeff Greenstein)
04.1784Something Borrowed, Someone's DueAdam Barr & Bill Wrubel (Story by Kari Lizer)
04.1885Cheatin' Trouble BluesAlex Herschlag
04.1986Went to a Garden PottyTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally (Story by Sally Bradford)
04.2087He Shoots, They SnoreSally Bradford
04.2188Wedding BallsLaura Kightlinger
04.2289Fagel AttractionJenji Kohan
04.2390Hocus FocusSally Bradford
04.2491A Buncha White Chicks Sittin' Around Talkin'David Kohan & Max Mutchnick
04.2592A.I.: Artificial InseminationPart 1: Adam Barr (Story by Kari Lizer); Part 2: Jeff Greenstein & Alex Herschlag (Story by Jhoni Marchinko)
05.0193...And the Horse He Rode In OnAdam Barr
05.0294Bacon and EggsAlex Herschlag
05.0395The Kid Stays Out of the PictureJhoni Marchinko
05.0496Humongous GrowthKari Lizer
05.0597It's the Gay Pumpkin, Charlie BrownGary Janetti
05.0698Boardroom and a Parked PlaceGail Lerner
05.0799The Needle and the Omelet's DoneTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
05.08100Marry Me a LittleJeff Greenstein & Bill Wrubel
05.09101Marry Me a Little MoreJeff Greenstein & Bill Wrubel
05.10102The Honeymoon's OverSally Bradford
05.11103All About Christmas EveAdam Barr
05.12104Field of QueensKatie Palmer
05.13105Fagmalion Part One: Gay It ForwardTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
05.14106Fagmalion Part Two: Attack of the ClonesGary Janetti
05.15107HomojoBill Wrubel
05.16108Women and Children FirstLaura Kightlinger
05.17109Fagmalion Part Three: Bye Bye BeardyAlex Herschlag
05.18110Fagmalion Part Four: The Guy Who Loved MeGail Lerner
05.19111Sex, Losers and VideotapeSteve Gabriel
05.20112Leo UnwrappedSonja Warfield
05.21113Dolls and DollsKari Lizer
05.22114May Divorce Be With YouSally Bradford
05.2311523Adam Barr, Sally Bradford, Jeff Greenstein, Alex Herschlag, Gary Janetti
05.2411624Gail Lerner, Kari Lizer, Jhoni Marchinko, Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally, Bill Wrubel
06.01117Dames at SeaAdam Barr
06.02118Last Ex to BrooklynAlex Herschlag
06.03119Home Court DisadvantageJhoni Marchinko
06.04120Me and Mr. JonesGary Janetti
06.05121A-Story, Bee-StoryGail Lerner
06.06122Heart Like a WheelchairTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
06.07123Nice In White SatinBill Wrubel
06.08124Swimming from CambodiaSonja Warfield
06.09125Strangers with CandiceSally Bradford
06.10126FanilowKari Lizer
06.11127The Accidental TsurisJeff Greenstein
06.12128A Gay/December RomanceTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
06.13129Ice Cream BallsLaura Kightlinger
06.14130Looking for Mr. Good EnoughGary Janetti
06.15131Flip-Flop: Part OneAdam Barr
06.16132Flip-Flop: Part TwoAlex Herschlag
06.17133East Side StoryGail Lerner
06.18134Courting DisasterSally Bradford
06.19135No Sex 'n' the CitySteve Gabriel
06.20136Fred Astaire and Ginger ChickenAin Gordon
06.21137I Never Cheered for my FatherAdam Barr
06.22138SpeechlessSally Bradford
06.23139I Do. Oh, No, You Di-in'tPart 1: Jeff Greenstein & Jhoni Marchinko; Part 2: Kari Lizer & Sonja Warfield
07.01140FYI: I Hurt, TooAlex Herschlag & Dave Flebotte
07.02141Back Up, DancerTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
07.03142One Gay at a TimeSally Bradford
07.04143CompanyBill Wrubel
07.05144Key PartySonja Warfield
07.06145The NewlydreadsKate Angelo
07.07146Will & Grace & Vince & NadineGary Janetti
07.08147Saving Grace, Again (Part 1)Greg Malins
07.09148Saving Grace, Again (Part 2)Gail Lerner
07.10149Queens for a DayKirk J. Rudell
07.11150Christmas BreakBill Wrubel
07.12151Board GamesSally Bradford
07.13152PartnersAlex Herschlag
07.14153Bully WoolleyGreg Malins
07.15154Dance Cards and Greeting CardsGail Lerner
07.16155The Birds and the BeesSteve Gabriel
07.17156The Fabulous Baker BoyKate Angelo
07.18157Sour BallsLaura Kightlinger
07.19158The Blonde Leading the BlindSonja Warfield
07.20159It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad WorldJordana Arkin
07.21160From Queer to EternityBarry Langer
07.22161Friends with BenefitsJon Kinnally & Tracy Poust
07.23162Kiss and TellGary Janetti
08.01163Alive and SchtickingBill Wrubel
08.02164I Second That EmotionGary Janetti
08.03165The Old Man and the SeaGreg Malins
08.04166Steams Like Old TimesGail Lerner
08.05167The Hole TruthSally Bradford
08.06168Love is in the AirplaneTracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
08.07169Birds of a Feather BoaAbraham Higginbotham
08.08170Swish Out of WaterKirk J. Rudell
08.09171A Little Christmas QueerJamie Rhonheimer
08.10172Von TrappedGail Lerner
08.11173Bathroom HumorGreg Malins
08.12174Forbidden FruitJanis Hirsch
08.13175Cop To ItSally Bradford
08.14176I Love L. GaySteve Gabriel
08.15177The Definition of MarriageAbraham Higginbotham
08.16178Grace ExpectationsJanis Hirsch
08.17179Cowboys and IraniansRobia Rashid
08.18180Buy Buy BabyKirk J. Rudell
08.19181Blanket ApologyJames Lecesne
08.20182The Mourning SonJamie Rhonheimer
08.21183Partners 'n CrimeJosh Silberman & Zack Slovinsky
08.22184Whatever Happened to Baby Gin?Gary Janetti & Tracy Poust & Jon Kinnally
08.23185The FinaleDavid Kohan & Max Mutchnick